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Patrick Melton

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Upcoming Shows

Saturday 07/14/12 10:00 PM

Nobody Likes Onions Live

New York, New York US
Sidewalk Cafe

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Thursday 08/16/12 9:00 PM

Patrick Melton

Las Vegas, NV US
LA Comedy Club at Planet Hollywood

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Friday 08/17/12 9:00 PM

Patrick Melton

Las Vegas, NV US
LA Comedy Club at Planet Hollywood

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Saturday 08/18/12 9:00 PM

Patrick Melton

Las Vegas, NV US
LA Comedy Club at Planet Hollywood

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How far could I kick one of these things? (Taken with instagram)

Cannot wait to see Letterman today. (Taken with Instagram at Ed…

Cannot wait to see Letterman today. (Taken with Instagram at Ed Sullivan Theatre)

Doing NYC right. (Taken with Instagram at Tick Tock Diner)

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Patrick Melton Bio

Patrick Melton is hilarious. His unique observations coupled with his quick, biting wit have always made those around him laugh (or storm off offended). Patrick has a sarcastic and opinionated running commentary of life that continuously plays in his head, and occasionally spills out of his mouth.

Uninterested in popular opinions and political correctness, Patrick uses his skewed world view to craft dry and intelligent material. With a general likability and a wry smile, Patrick pulls off humor many other comedians wouldn't attempt.

Patrick is the creator and host of the top-rated comedy internet radio show, available at nobodylikesonions.com. Each week he entertains tens of thousands of listeners worldwide through the award-winning program.

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