Hey, I’m Scott Long. I could pretend someone else wrote this enabling me to throw out a bunch of superlatives about my comedic skills, without coming off like an ego-maniac. My sales pitch is look at my resume and watch my videos. Considering I’ve been pretty successful doing this for 2 decades now, I’m guessing you will enjoy it. If you don’t, that’s fine too. There are plenty of things that I don’t understand like why is there a need for Mr. Pibb when Dr. Pepper is in existence or how Dave Matthews sells out amphitheaters? Who am I to judge?
If you want a real resume, look below.
Scott has been a nationally touring comedian for the past 15 years. He has been seen on NBC and Fox TV and heard on 100′s of radio shows including the Bob and Tom Show, ESPN, Fox Sports, and the XM comedy channel.
For the past 9 seasons, Scott has written the Frank’s Picks segment for the emmy-nominated NFL pregame show on FOX. This includes 3 times writing for the Super Bowl of all shows, THE SUPER BOWL.
Besides being a touring standup comedian and TV writer, Scott has also written a book of comedic essays entitled Dysfunctional Thoughts of a 21st Century Man, plus released a comedy CD and 2 comedy DVD’s. For 5 years, Scott wrote a sports/pop culture comedy blog titled The Juice Blog at the Baseball Toaster site, which was cited by Newsweek and Time magazine. He has currently a music blog called rock…paper…blog and a new travel blog titled Adventures in Comedy Fly-Over Country.