This is just the best of what the comedy world has been tweeting about during the last week. Is it topical or relevant? Not really. Is it funny? Most definitely.

@moshekasher Things that are common in LA but hard to find in the Bay Area:sweet potato fries,jidori chicken,red velvet cake, physically attractive girls

@julialillis hey everybody, @kanyewest has gone dark for 19hrs. he may have gotten tired of this thing already. let’s all b quiet & hope he stops 4 good.

@ConanOBrien Ellen has walked away from a television institution after one year, but I’m sure it’s the right decision. Now, back to my model rocketry.

@azizansari THESE SHOES I GOT ON ARE DOPE AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #PredictingKanyeTweets @kanyewest

@paulscheer Just joined Costco and immediately gained 50 pounds.