This is just the best of what the comedy world has been tweeting about during the last week. Is it topical or relevant? Not really. Is it funny? Most definitely.

@moshekasher A hilarious thing in life is when someone goes from hot to old since the last time you’ve seen them.Its like death flashing you the finger

@SarahKSilverman I wish I was as comfortable with my body as I want young girls to think I am.

@michaelianblack Need to find a quick seven million dollars. Can’t say why, but it involves inflatable waffles.

@joselynhughes you don’t look cooler because you know the lyrics, i promise. especially because you don’t actually know the lyrics.

@julialillis I finally got “California Gurls” out of my head!!!! Mel Gibson’s rants are good for something.