This is just the best of what the comedy world has been tweeting about during the last week. Is it topical or relevant? Not really. Is it funny? Most definitely.

@michaelianblack LeBron goes to Miami and a world thinks, “That was anticlimactic.”

@boburnham Independence Day – the one day out of the year where we all stop our daily routines and remember Will Smith movies.

@ConanOBrien Another perfect day in CA, the land of jobs & money. (Gov. Schwarzenegger has me at gunpoint. We’re under the Santa Monica Pier. Send help.)

@PhilMazo This restaurant parking lot has a sign that says, “No Employee Parking.” They may as well have a sign that says, “No Mexicans.”

@SarahKSilverman Canadian airport people are fucking SERIOUS. Where is everyone from customs? How am I suddenly alone?