This is just the best of what the comedy world has been tweeting about during the last week. Is it topical or relevant? Not really. Is it funny? Most definitely.

@michaelianblack Can’t wait to see where LeBron James doesn’t win a championship next.

@azizansari Damn any celebs trying to get in trouble for saying racist stuff, step your game up. MEL GIBSON IS KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!

@JenKirkman Good news Apple slaves! When you call someone with the new iPhone you STILL can’t hear a goddman word they say. #fujobs

@boburnham i heard that if you sneak into the new twilight movie and blast justin bieber, the combination impregnates everyone.

@ConanOBrien I don’t care where LeBron James ends up… As long as it’s not at 11pm on TBS.