This is just the best of what the comedy world has been tweeting about during the last week. Is it topical or relevant? Not really. Is it funny? Most definitely.

@michaelianblack For any CIA agents reading: I am available for hire. Can do pretty good accents. Can also ride unicycle.

@danecook Hitting gym. Hanging abs time. Chimpanzee style. Best burn ever. Then hand grenades & donkey kicks.

@EugeneMirman Rush Limbaugh is right, the oil spill is natural. It’ll take care of itself, just like Polio and Hurricane Katrina did.

@emilymayamills What amount of mustache is too much mustache for a lady? (Asking for a friend.)

@DougBenson I wish GLEE had a weekly results show. #iwannavotesomeoneoff