This is just the best of what the comedy world has been tweeting about during the last week. Is it topical or relevant? Not really. Is it funny? Most definitely.

@CraigyFerg I tried the @jimmyfallon chocolate cake on the interns. They seem fine.

@robhuebel My 7yr old niece called and said they got into a car accident. Then yelled ‘April Fool’s’. I’m going to teach her to smoke to get even.

@scottaukerman Hopefully some kid out there will read Ricky Martinís statement and have the courage to come out ten years after anyone cares

@codenameduchess AJTTOTD: Yes, you could probably find a cheaper used one on craigslist. But do you really want to scrimp on a flare gun?

@kylekinane Jennifers Aniston and Lopez are only making joke trailers for romantic comedy parodies, right? It’s an elaborate prank. It has to be.

@ConanOBrien sklfjslj;v999[aeae0c (my dog’s first tweet)